Monday, August 19, 2013

Good TImes

So, a majorless Tiger gets to tee off at the Barclay's as the number one seed heading into the Fedex Cup dash for cash.

If he wins the cup, this will be one of the best worst seasons in the history of major American sports figures.  If he loses it, this will still be one of the best worst seasons in the history of major American sports figures.

Either way, I really hope that two things happen as the rest of the season plays out:

#1 - The PGA, R&A and every other governing body of golf outlaws the practice of shouting anything just after a player makes contact with the golf ball, and that every tournament follows suit with a strict zero tolerance policy.  Literally, throw the bums out.

#2 - Before this ban takes effect, please, for the love of all that is sacred, let a microphone out on the course catch somebody yelling DYNOMITE just after Jimmy Walker tees off.

Oh, and I really hope Tiger takes home the trophy. 

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