Wednesday, October 29, 2014

KC at the Bat

The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the baseball throngs this fall:

The teams that move the needle had already dropped the ball,

And, so when Jeter hung ‘em up, and the Sox played their last game,

A pall like silence fell upon the patrons of this game.

 

A fitful few began to trump familiar loom.  The rest clung to the hope which drowns infernal cries of baseball’s doom;

We thought, “If only KC could but get a whack at that-

We’d love to see a series, with KC at the bat.”

 

But Angels stood before them, as did those orange birds,

And the latter had the sluggers, while the former’s aces hurled;

So upon that stricken multitude grim melancholy sat,

For there seemed but little chance of KC getting to the bat.

 

But Angels fell in three, to the wonderment of all,

Buck’s birds, though much acclaimed, could not win a game at all;

And when the dust had lifted, and we saw this blessed thing,

There was but one team standing between KC and the ring.

 

Then from ten million throats and more there rose a loud refrain;

It rumbled through the heartland, it rattled through the plains;

It pounded on the fountains and recoiled upon the “K”,

For KC, mighty KC, would meet the Giants by the bay.

 

There was ease in KC’s manner as fall’s classic they did meet;

There was pride in KC’s bullpen, and wings on KC’s feet.

And when responding to the cheers, they marveled at their chance,

No stranger in the crowd could doubt ‘twas KC in the dance.

 

Forty thousand eyes were on them as they rubbed their hands with dirt;

But a million tongues applauded when they wiped them on their shirt.

And when the Giants’ pitchers ground the ball into their hip,

Defiance flashed in Gosmer’s eye, a sneer on Gordon’s lip.

 

And now the leather-covered sphere came hurtling through the air,

The nation stood a-watching it in haughty grandeur there.

From the hand of old Mad Bum the ball unheeded spun-

“That ain’t my style,” said KC.  The Giants took game one.

 

Then from couches, and the cheap seats, there went up a muffled roar,

Like the beating of a twister and an all-too-close-by storm.

“We’re done! It’s all but over!” screamed voices round the land;

And it’s likely they’d have tuned out had not KC raised a hand.

 

With a smile of midwest charity great KC’s visage shone;

They stilled the rising tumult; they bade the games go on;

And, so the games continued, and once more the dun sphere sailed;

And KC kept a fighting, as each victory availed.

 

“Please!” cried the maddened millions, and echo answered “Please!”

Game six did go to KC, which sent us to our knees.

We saw their face grow stern and cold, we saw those Royals stand,

And we knew that KC would not let the ring slip through their hand.

 

The ball was placed in Guthrie’s keep, Skip Yost declared him ready,

Against those Giants hurlers, the bats would need be steady.

And then the Mad Bum held the ball, and then he let it go,

And then the air was shattered by the force of KC’s blow.

Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun did set this night,

The crowd has long since left there, the crew turned out the lights;

Somewhere fans are singing, and somewhere grown men shout.

But there is no joy in Mudville, mighty KC has struck out.

 

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

What's Not to Get About Pouring Ice Water on Your Head?


I am not a proponent of bashing cynicism with what can be construed by others as an equally cynical take on the discourse surrounding an event.  Three hundred and sixty degree logic has a way of coming back and hitting you square in the ego. 
Some things are worth the bruise.

It is hard to understand how and why many people, of whom I respect and admire, look upon a tremendously successful campaign or movement with a level of cynicism that is akin to barely concealed loathing.  I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised.  Cynicism is an easy reaction.  It gins up controversy, and garners attention.  It connects the kindred spirits of those who have chosen to curse the darkness rather than light a candle. 

And, I am ashamed to say, at my core there is a cynic longing to be heard.  I think most of us, if we are honest, can say the same.  Unless you never tried to accomplish anything in your life, it’s nearly impossible to avoid developing a proclivity to stiffening the upper lip and refusing to ever allow yourself to "be so naïve" again.

            For shame.  On all of us.

I’ve written about ALS in this blog before.  I’m a baseball nut, and so it is impossible to not know what Lou Gehrig’s disease is.  As a baseball (and sports in general) nut, I read just about everything that Mitch Album writes.  Tuesday’s with Morrie gave me my first glimpse into the horrors of those who suffer this affliction. 

Last year I wrote about my New Orleans family, and the connection that everyone in that town has with Steve Gleason and his fight.  

None of this is to say that I am an expert.  I know no one first-hand with ALS.   The part of me that likes to keep “tough stuff” at arm’s length is grateful for that...as cynical as that might be.

Then came along the social media phenomenon known as the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.  Person by person, follower by follower, and tribe by tribe…it grew.   Really grew.

            I watched Laura Bush dump a bucket of cold water on George this morning.

            I’ll bet that sentence got the cynic in everyone’s palms twitching.

Compared to other diseases that have their own movements to raise awareness and fight for attention, advocacy, dollars, and (I pray on a daily basis) cures, the ALSA is a very small player.  The numbers of those who suffer this disease are far fewer than breast cancer or diabetes.  In my mind, that makes this challenge all the better.   Admittedly, if you polled everyone who has taken the challenge so far, my guess is that a majority would not be able to give you a definition that even closely resembles ALS. 
And to all of the viral success the ice bucket challenge has garnered, the cynics have responded.  My facebook and twitter accounts are rife with friends who “just don’t get it” or believe that the movement is more narcissism than it is altruism.

So what if it is?  Are you telling me that all the pink tutus at the Komen Race aren’t?  Or, even worse, are you telling me that they are, and therefore that movement should be ignored as well?

Some are worried that this movement has no alpha and therefore will have no omega. Ironically, the beginning of this story is centered around another sports figure.  One of the better college baseball players of my generation, Pete Frates, was stricken with the disease at twenty seven. 
Here is ESPN’s (who deserves a lot of credit again for the coverage of both this and Steve Gleason) story of how Pete’s friends started this challenge.

It’s hard to remain cynical about something, when that something is staring you in the face.

As to the fear that people will be pouring buckets of ice water on their heads in perpetuity....the cynic in me hopes, for the sake of Steve, Morrie, Pete and countless others, that long may it continue.